{"id":1017,"date":"2011-08-23T22:31:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-23T22:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/oderickson.com\/ode\/?p=1017"},"modified":"2015-05-17T00:51:45","modified_gmt":"2015-05-17T00:51:45","slug":"two-limericks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oderickson.com\/ode\/two-limericks\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Limericks"},"content":{"rendered":"<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-1017-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/oderickson.com\/ode\/wp-content\/audio\/TwoLimericksVx3.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/oderickson.com\/ode\/wp-content\/audio\/TwoLimericksVx3.mp3\">https:\/\/oderickson.com\/ode\/wp-content\/audio\/TwoLimericksVx3.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>There was a young lady from Kent<br \/>\nwho sometimes went walking in Lent;<br \/>\nwhen she saw an old boy<br \/>\nshe\u2019d say, don\u2019t be too coy,<br \/>\nI\u2019m just selling myself for the rent.<\/p>\n<p>There was an old man from Hanoi<br \/>\nwho had a regrettable ploy:<br \/>\nwhen presented his bill<br \/>\nhe\u2019d make out his will<br \/>\nand drink forty-five ounces of soy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>https:\/\/oderickson.com\/ode\/wp-content\/audio\/TwoLimericksVx3.mp3 &nbsp; There was a young lady from Kent who sometimes went walking in Lent; when she saw an old boy she\u2019d say, don\u2019t be too coy, I\u2019m just selling myself for the rent. There was an old man from Hanoi who had a regrettable ploy: when presented his bill he\u2019d make out his will [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1017","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lightotherverse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oderickson.com\/ode\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1017","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oderickson.com\/ode\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oderickson.com\/ode\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oderickson.com\/ode\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oderickson.com\/ode\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1017"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/oderickson.com\/ode\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1017\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1810,"href":"https:\/\/oderickson.com\/ode\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1017\/revisions\/1810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oderickson.com\/ode\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oderickson.com\/ode\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1017"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oderickson.com\/ode\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}